It's been a while since I posted a blog. The only person who was reading them is my dear old dad. But I am hoping to add a few people to my readers list.

Recently Daddy Dearest stepped over the line and exposed a childhood name that I absolutely HATE. People wonder why it gets to me so bad.
It's not so much the name as what my dad and brothers would do to create the reaction. I was a chubby little girl who was awkward and just a flat out nerd. (The only thing that has changed is the fact that the older I get the cooler it is to be a nerd.) The more my dad and brothers teased the angrier I would get, which then lead to being called "Huff and Puff" because I would do just that. I would literally Huff and get mad and then go to my room and either slam the door or throw myself on the bed, hence the Puff.

My dad too has a nickname but unlike my dad I am not going to be CRUEL and tell the whole world, just the initials. If you would like to know the words and the reason why he hates so much you need to go to him. But the nickname that I have for him is much, much better. DADDY!! He absolutely LOVES to be called Daddy.

Now, it is true he would call employers, roommates, etc. and do the police routine. But I got him back GOOD. I had one of the girls I work with call and tell him that they were with Discover card and wanted to verify some purchases. (My mom had given me their card to purchase something and I had all the information handy) She told him that his card was maxed out. He absolutely lost it!! He was screaming and yelling and had that poor girl scared to death. I told her to get off the line and I would take it from there.

He did EXACTLY what I thought he would. He called my mom in an absolute rage. I had already prepped her and so she knew not to panic. After a good 2 hours I called him back and told him that unless he wants to go through another 2 hours of Hell again to stop pranking my employers and roommates. He naturally disowned me for the weekend, said a few choice things and never did it again.

Don't you wish you were apart of this crazy clan??